O, my strong brother, before praying to God
I always pray to you so that
you can put my small advice in your thick brain.
I, your sister, am getting older every day, waiting to be married.
So, before I start graying and have a hunchback, get me married!
You foolish girl! Why have you garlanded his photo while he's alive?
Mother, he has lost his mind! Ask him to get me married!
Have patience, he will get you married!
Sure! - You see, one day my son will be a great man!
Then you'll see, how he gets you married with pomp and splendour!
Mother, you and brother should stop seeing dreams.
Or I will quietly elope with the postman!
Postman! - Aren't you ashamed? - There he comes! - Quiet!
'Maharaj Raja, M.A, L.L.B.'
'M.M.B'! So many degrees?
Has your son got so many degrees?
Did you think it was the neighbours'?
Or has my son added these degrees just like that?
No, that's not what I meant. - Then what did you mean?
Seeing his degrees, I thought of my useless son!
That rascal has failed eight times in class eight.
I see! - His name is also Raja.
So, will every boy called Raja, have the same destiny like my son's?
My son is destined to Iead a royal life!
By the way, what does your son do? - He is a peon in a bank.
I am so sorry to hear this. - Take your letter.
Why are you sorry? His son has failed in class eight but is a peon.
But my brother, who has so many degrees
has no job.
Do you know what he must be doing at the moment? - What?
My benefactor, my philosopher, she is getting old.
Tell me when will my sister get married?
Tell me what should I do?
Nephew, don't get disheartened.
Pests and animals are born every day...
but the king of jungle is born once in a while.
And as per my predictions, you are a king...
and you are already born!
I am born, but tell me when will the money be born?
There is time for that!
Till then what work should I do?
You will work! Have you gone mad?
You are a king and you want to work? A king never works!
If a king works then he's no different than his subjects!
You are destined to Iead a royal life after one year.
Then your sister will get married with pomp.
There will be a blast of music and fireworks.
People will feel as if America's war has begun once again!
Guru, how will this day pass?
Look at the time and do whatever you do.
Don't get involved in anybody's problems
or your stars will get angry
and you will be in deep trouble.
Oh, no! You are right, Guru. - Now give me my fees!
Don't keep kissing me, Uncle! I don't like these wet kisses!
That was my fees! - I don't want to give any fees!
''I need a companion in the journey of my life."
"Mr. Khiladi is all alone."
"He needs a Ms. Khiladi."
Why does everyone hit me all the time?
My purse! He snatched my purse! Thief!
Is she your sister that you stole her money?
'Don't be involved in anybody's troubles'
'or your stars will get angry.'
'You will fall in deep trouble.'
I am in trouble! I forgot my Guru's advice.
I better run!
Where is the thief? - I will not tell you.
I have hidden him. - If you don't tell me
then you'll be in trouble.
That's why I will not tell you, my Guru has told me
not to get involved in anybody's problems.
You don't be involved, I will be! - How?
Get in, you rascal! - Will you kill a kid?
Will you take undue advantage of the uniform you are wearing?
What did I do? - Tell me about the thief, I will let you go!
If I tell you his whereabouts, won't I get into trouble?
Constable, why have you locked my son up?
There comes my mother... Mother!
Raja! What happened? What crime did you commit?
He has arrested your son without any offense.
You wretched man! May doom fall upon you!
May your uniform catch fire!
May this police station perish! How can you arrest him without any crime?
Your son has hidden a thief, I am only asking about the location.
Son, is he saying the truth?
My naive Mother! My planetary positions are not right today.
Oh, God! - My Guru, uncle Chanda has said that
I shouldn't get involved in problems or I will be in deep trouble.
And if I tell him about the thief, I'll be involved.
Nephew! - There comes my uncle!
To give a solution to your problem
your uncle has come here.
Hi, Uncle! - Hi. - Hey! Who are you?
Don't you know me? - Don't you know him?
No! - Show me your right hand.
Sir, your right hand is on your right side. - Really!
Does your wife hit you? - Once in a day.
I heard that!
Sir, the lines on your hand indicate that
you will become the police commissioner! - Commissioner?
But there is a problem in becoming a commissioner. - What?
But there is a solution to this problem too.
You will have to offer food to Lord Hanuman on Saturdays.
And you shouldn't lock up anybody in the cell on a Sunday.
Excuse me. Today is Sunday!
Let him go! - If I let him go, will I become a commissioner?
Of course! - Okay, come out.
Come, my son! - Nephew!
Don't keep kissing me so often!
Greetings and welcome to Indian TV, 'Doordarshan'. You have seen
that till now that a boy has come to see Shalu, along with his parents.
as a prospective bride. Now we have to see whether
Badriprasad will like the boy or not. Thank you.
Who is he? Why is he showing us 'Doordarshan'?
He is Badri Prasad's brother-in-law, Pratap.
He used to work for 'Doordarshan' and is jobless now.
Hello. - Hello!
Where is Badri Prasad? - He must be on his way.
What is it? Why are you guys so shocked?
You are such a rich man, why are you wearing such ordinary clothes?
I have enough clothes required to cover my body.
I am a son of the soil, I used to plough before
then I took up to catching fishes in a basket.
My business flourished and I took boats, then ferries.
Then I bought trawlers...
and today, with God's mercy, I own 12 trawlers.
I catch fishes and export them.
Anyway, I have introduced myself.
Tell me about yourself, what does the boy do?
The boy is smart, I found out everything. - What?
He has 200 acres land. - Is it? Does he plough it himself?
No, he has 20 tractors for that.
Oh, so he drives the tractor?
No, he has 21 drivers for that.
One is spare. And he has 500 buffaloes.
Oh! So he milks the buffaloes.
No, he drinks the milk, he has servants to milk the buffaloes.
What if the servants leave the job?
He'll get another one, they are very rich.
It's a very simple job for him.
Listen, money is always on wheels, it can slip away any minute
after spoiling such people.
If he loses his wealth, how will he take care of his family?
I don't want a son-in-law who is living off his ancestral wealth!
I want someone who can earn his two meals with his hard work.
I want such a son-in-law, not someone like him!
Such shameless people, in spite of hearing this, they are still here.
Ask them to leave!
We are going! You don't know how to dress up
and you want to teach us how we should behave?
If your son is stripped and left out in the open world...
Then all his life, he will not be able to buy an underwear for himself.
Go away from here! - We are going!
Please leave. Keep moving ahead!
If you get such people again then you too will leave with them!
Me? No! See, they have left. Go on!
You've seen that Badri Prasad rejected this boy.
Now, we have to see if Badri Prasad likes some boy or Shalu
will choose a boy for herself.
So from now, we begin our episodes on Shalu's love story.
So, we shall meet again in the next episode.
Nephew! Dear nephew!
Sir, did you see my nephew? Nephew!
Hey! You are busy pumping iron here!
Uncle, you are here? Have you come to reduce your paunch?
No, I have come to tell you that till 12 noon
don't make an attempt to fight anyone.
Or else, you will get into trouble.
Why should I have a fight with anybody?
You are right!
Shalu, why are you so crazy about Amitabh?
He is unmatchable! - That's true.
I've seen his film 'Deewar' 25 times.
Wow! - Too good!
I am his great fan!
I watch all his films, first day, first show.
Amitabh is incomparable!
Wow! What a beautiful body!
But what's the point of such a body if it's not in good hands?
Wow! Such beautiful cheeks.
But what's the point of such cheeks when pretty hands cannot hit them?
Where is she?
Peter, you are looking for me
and I'm looking for you.
These are the gym keys, keep it in your pocket.
I will open the lock after I remove these keys from your pocket.
Keep it!
Nephew, didn't Amitabh Bachchan use these words in the film 'Deewar'?
Isn't he the one who roamed around with a badge of the number 786?
Yes, he is the one!
What's your problem? - Uncle!
Well done! You have started a wrestling match here!
Keep watching for more! - Nephew, she jumps too!
Hey! This mister is doing yoga!
What are you watching? Hit him!
No, Nephew! You have to control
your fist till noontime!
Boys! Catch her!
Catch her! - Run!
Give me a kiss, just like in English films.
O, Lord! Save this heIpless girl's honour for next 3 minutes.
After that, my nephew will change his fate!
Oh, are you going to take her life? Leave her!
Darn it! - Nephew, only two minutes are left.
One minute more. - Help!
Half a minute more.
Fifteen seconds left, get ready to wage a war!
As you say, Guru! - May you gain victory!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six
five, four, three, two... one, attack!
Excuse me. - Shut up, I'm raping her. - She will die!
Get lost!
Don't mess with me! - Oh!
Wow!
You need not worry, I am with you! - Thank you very much!
What's your name? - My name is...
I cannot see!
Don't mess with me!
I'll only mess with you. - Don't... mess with me.
Nobody messes with him!
Boys! I cannot see, get him here!
Fantastic!
Wonderful move! Go out from here and come in from there!
Brilliant!
You've changed the fate! Nephew, keep going! - Attack!
Don't mess with me.
Come in front!
Nephew! You are wonderful!
Friends, this wrestling match comes to an end now.
India is great!
Listen, Mr. Khiladi, my name is Shalu.
What is your name? - Raja.
What do you do? - I am not doing anything till now.
But I will rule this state, after one year.
I mean to say, after one year, I'll be the king, wait and watch.
But we are a democratic country, how will you be the king?
She's embarrassing me.
Nephew, the way Menka thwarted Vishwamitra's penance...
This woman will thwart your penance too.
I mean to say, don't fall for her words
or else, you will never be a king!
Listen... - Don't listen! Let's go!
"Neither on Monday nor on Tuesday."
"Neither on Wednesday nor Thursday."
"Neither on Monday nor on Tuesday."
"Neither on Wednesday nor Thursday."
"Come in the middle of the night"
"Come home on Fridays."
"On that day, I am alone at home."
"Come home and kiss me."
"Call me home on Fridays."
"On that day, I'll be in a good mood."
"Call me home and get a kiss."
"Come home on Fridays."
"Call me home on Fridays."
"What will you do on a Friday?"
"Do tell me, what will you do?"
"What will you do on a Friday?"
"Do tell me, what will you do?"
"I will love you a lot."
"You fall for me, I will fall for you."
"My heart beats fast."
"I feel like doing something but I am scared."
"Don't be stubborn on a Friday, keep up to your promise."
"Come home on Fridays."
"On that day, I am alone at home."
"Come home and kiss me."
"Call me home on Fridays."
"Neither on Monday nor on Tuesday."
"Neither on Wednesday nor Thursday."
"Come at midnight."
"If dad and mom come, tell me what will you do?"
''I will tell your dad that your daughter is very sweet."
"I will tell your mom to become my mother-in-law."
"Your talks are interesting, you are the hero of my heart."
"But today is Sunday, so, please excuse me."
"It's a Friday, don't be stubborn, keep up to your promise."
"Call me home on Fridays."
"On that day, I'll be in a good mood."
"Call me home and get a kiss."
"Come home on Fridays."
"On that day, I am alone at home."
"Come home and kiss me."
"Call me home on Fridays."
"Come home on Fridays."
Leave me, this is not a place to romance.
Romance on sly is done in the backyard of the house
or the car. Let us get married
I will sit on the front seat and horn in a way
that the whole world will know!
Then why aren't you getting married?
First let me romance!
Because after that we will get no time to romance.
Uncle! - Hey! Hide quickly!
Uncle, where is the car keys? - Here it is! - Thank you!
Where is the car going? - Shalu is driving it.
That car's brakes have failed, that is why it was here!
Oh, my God!
What will happen to Shalu? - What about the boot of the car?
God, save my Shalu! - God, don't save the boot!
Listen, which bus will go to Juhu Church?
'Keep away from the shadow of an unmarried woman!'
I don't know. - What is the time?
I don't know! - You are wearing a watch
and you don't know the time? - Stay away from me!
I don't want to talk to you!
Mom, dad bought an ice cream for me!
Eat it, son. - Married woman!
I have no danger from you!
You wanted to know the time, it's half past one.
And bus number 5 will go to... - What are you doing?
Stay away, I don't want anything!
Don't be afraid of me!
My line is clear, you are a married woman!
How is your line clear, if she is a married woman?
Hey! Stand in the queue, she is a married woman.
I have no problems.
But I have a problem with you! - So, what can I do?
Because she is my wife!
Is he your husband? - Yes. - Hello.
Hey, stop!
Look at the road and run!
Come fatso, come after me!
Come on, chase me!
Come on!
Hey! What are you doing? - Getting down!
It's a moving car! - Stop!
I am dead!
Hello. - Hi.
I want your statement.
She took my life, you take my statement!
The girl against whose car you met with an accident with...
Was it her fault? - No, it was my fault!
Obviously it was her fault!
Sir, have you seen my nephew?
No! - Uncle! - Nephew!
Slow down, Uncle! - What state are you in!
I've told you
to be away from the shadow of an unmarried woman.
Now listen, if you want to be a king then don't tell him that
it was the girl's fault. - Why?
Give me your ear. - I cannot come forward.
Let me tell you once more.
What are you whispering? - Inspector, it was my fault.
Instead of running on the footpath
if I run on the middle of the road
then a car is bound to dash against me!
But you just said... - My head is not working because it's hurt.
Now that my uncle is here, my head is functioning fine!
Apologise to that girl on my behalf.
Strange man! - I am!
Inspector, you have seen the iron in the rods of the lock-up.
But you have not seen the strength of my courage!
Put me in shackles, build up an iron wall around me.
But I will break all the walls.
Child, are you all right?
Your child is strong, Dad!
I heard on the phone that you are very serious.
I am not serious, he is!
Why are you referring to this man so affectionately?
Who is he? - The one who dashed against my car.
Perhaps, he is my would be husband.
Uncle, what are you looking at?
You are not hurt but tell me, is the behind of the car hurt?
Where behind? - Niece, I am not talking about your back.
I am talking about the car, is the boot of the car hurt?
Just shut up! - Constable, let Ms. Shalu out.
Here is the car keys. - Inspector, how is the boot?
Whose boot? - How is my boot? - Your boot? - Open quickly!
I left you fair inside, how did you come out dark?
Okay.
She's here, Uncle!
Please don't get up. You are hurt a lot!
Go away from here. - You really are very great.
You took my blame on your head.
He has taken it on his entire body!
Please take these flowers.
I don't want any flowers! Go away!
Please accept these flowers from me.
Uncle, ask her to leave, I don't want any flowers!
Please go away! - I won't, until you don't take these flowers!
All right then, I will go away! - Hey! Where are you going?
In this episode you are seeing that my dear niece
has not eaten anything, she has stifled the neck of the pillow
and is sitting in the garden, breaking away the innocent grass!
A human being commits this offense only two times in his life.
One, when he is carrying a large debt.
And second, when he or she is in love!
Uncle! - But here it looks like she has fallen in love!
Who is he?
I am in love with the one who dashed against my car.
Very good! Now you will get married.
Your father will become loneIy.
Then, he'll think about my marriage.
Don't joke, Uncle, I am serious.
Have you met him? - I did go to meet him.
I took some flowers, but he did not even talk to me properly.
How could he? You should not take flowers for a sick man.
You must take fruits, next time you take fruits for him.
Fruits? All right, I will take fruits for him.
Will Raja accept Shalu's oranges and sweet limes?
And if he does then will he eat them? Let's see this in the
next episode of the serial, Shalu's love story.
Why have you come here? - I am sorry about yesterday.
I shouldn't have thrown those flowers on you!
Threw... What is this? - These are fruits.
There are apples, oranges, bananas
and the strawberries fell down.
Now, will you throw these fruits on me? - Not at all!
If you eat them, you will regain your health very soon.
I don't want to be!
I know, you will hit me with your car once again!
No.. - I know, you want to kill me!
God forbid, I will never... - God is not forbidding.
It is you who wants me to die, but I will not!
Please don't say that, you are not well, please sit down!
Please sit... - Don't touch me!
I am just... - Don't touch me!
"I am walking, I am in need of a car."
"I need a companion in the journey of my life."
"Mr. Khiladi is alone, I need Ms. Khiladi for myself."
"I am walking, I am in need of a car."
"I need a companion in the journey of my life."
"Ms. Khiladi is alone, I need a Mr. Khiladi for myself."
"How can I spend my youth alone?"
"Neither there is a girl, nor any money in my life."
"Boys line up outside my house."
"But the one who is the best, has yet not come."
"On a snow laden peak"
"a girl may be waiting for me on the other side."
"The guy may be a player but, he should possess a car."
"I am a bachelor, I am looking for a single woman."
"I am looking for a gambler who can win my heart."
"Mr. Khiladi is alone, I need Ms. Khiladi for myself."
"Ms. Khiladi is alone, I need a Mr. Khiladi for myself."
"I am looking for a girl"
"who will steal my heart in one look."
"I am looking for a guy"
"who will take my sleep and take care of me."
"I know there is someone like that but, where she is, I don't know."
"This is such a strange place, I am alone, I fear people."
"I am a bachelor, I am looking for a single woman."
"I am looking for a gambler who will win my heart."
"Mr. Khiladi is alone, I need Ms. Khiladi for myself."
"Ms. Khiladi is alone, I need a Mr. Khiladi for myself."
"I am walking, I am in need of a car."
"I need a companion in the journey of my life."
"Mr. Khiladi is alone, I need Ms. Khiladi for myself."
"Ms. Khiladi is alone, I need a Mr. Khiladi for myself."
"Mr. Khiladi is alone, I need Ms. Khiladi for myself."
"Ms. Khiladi is alone, I need a Mr. Khiladi for myself."
Mr. Khiladi and Ms. Khiladi.
What a strange man! He is holding a beautiful girl
in his arms and is sleeping instead of romancing her!
Wake up!
I am sleeping next to you? Please leave me!
Why are you tormenting me?
Leave me, I am already injured! - Darling, please don't leave me!
Uncle... Uncle!
What is it, Niece? - Uncle, he does not give me a lift.
So, what now? - There is only one way. Dad and you go
to his house and talk about my marriage with him!
All right, but what work does the hero of our serial do?
He doesn't do any work. - He is like our government!
Dear niece, any father in this world would not want
a jobless groom for his daughter.
Do one thing, - What? - Get him a job in your father's factory.
After that, we will talk about marriage. Okay?
Okay.
May I come in?
The time of charity is over, now, I shall rest!
Come tomorrow. - Your highness...
I have come to talk about your interest.
You? - Yes, me!
I have got a good news for you. - And what is the good news?
I have come here to offer you a job, your highness.
Oh, God! - Is this is a good news or a bad news?
You will lose your senses when you hear about the salary.
Mother, your son will earn Rs. 5,000, a month! - Rs. 5,000!
Heard that? After a year
I will donate that amount to my servants!
Okay, eat. - You got a job sitting at home and you're refusing?
You will have to take up this job!
Or that milkman is ready, I will elope with him.
Mother, she wants to elope with a milkman!
You shut up! Listen, son, it's a matter of a year.
Take up this job, get her married and pack her off.
Then let me see who stops you!
All right, Mother, I will listen to you.
But history will be a witness that
the king took up a petty job for the sake of his sister!
Hey! Tell me, where is this job?
Come on, dreamer! - Let's go. Bye!
I will surely be the king! - Excuse me, is your name Raja?
Do you want to change my name? - No, the boss is calling.
Ask him to wait! - What? I should ask the boss to wait?
It's not a good time to meet him, what is his zodiac sign?
He is a Cancerian.
He is a Cancer. - No, he is a Cancerian.
It all means the same! It's a very strong zodiac sign.
They mete out atrocities on employees.
I suggest you should pack up and leave this job!
Hey you, in the shorts!
Go, Charlie, get me a glass of cold water!
Okay, sir, I will get it for you. - Be quick.
He is Cancer and I am Libra, there is bound to be a clash!
Water! - Don't you have any manners?
You will remain mannerless all your life!
Hey!
Isn't he the same? He has put pictures of his employees?
He doesn't want anyone to cast an evil eye
on his office, right? Your boss is far sighted.
Do you have a tongue in your mouth or a race horse?
You talk nonstop! - Show me your hand!
The bad time is over.
Ask your boss to interview me in next 10 minutes.
I have no time after that.
Come on, hurry up.
This is Mr. Badri Prasad, he will interview you.
He is the boss? - Yes!
He's the boss? - Yes.
I don't want to work here!
Why don't you want to work? - Have you seen your attire?
I don't work with beggars!
All right, I will change my attire for your sake.
But how much salary will you take? - Salary...
You can give me 10, 000.
Will that be sufficient? - Okay, give me 12, 000.
I am feeling sorry for you, that's all!
What time will you come to work?
What time does the office close? - At 5 p.m.
I'II be here at 4.45 p.m.
I feel like cutting off your tongue and hanging it as a tie!
Even I feel like making an underwear out of your tongue!
I am quiet because of my sister and
that's why I am here for a job! - Even I am quiet because of my
daughter or you'd be in a state that you'd never forget!
You will have to give me a bond of one year!
I'II not make it for a year.
It will be for 11 months and 27 days. - Why?
Because after an year, all this will belong to me!
I will give you a peon's job then.
You'll have to wear full pants. - Watchman! Throw him out!
I am going! Don't harass me. - Get out! - I am going.
Wants to be the boss!
After a year, this will be mine, you'll be a peon!
Bloody idiot! - Come on.
Oh, God, I don't know whether he will be the boss or not.
But the other man will surely become a peon!
You are right, a young daughter always weighs
on the mind of a father! - But it's not a weight that
someone can lift and throw it away!
AII I meant was that the man you wish to get married to
is a useless man, he doesn't even have a job!
As far as earning is concerned, if you'd give him that job
then he would start earning from today itself!
He is the one who likes to be at home and dream.
AII he thinks about, is astrology, such a man can never do any work!
Dad, you have misunderstood my Raja.
He is very naive and simple. Once I get married to him
and he gets responsibility of a family
he will stop visiting astrologers. - Very good.
Here I am criticizing him and you're praising him!
Dad, I am in love with him.
So, shall I consider this as your consent?
I will keep you unmarried all your life.
But I will never let you marry that useless man!
This is strange!
In spite of explaining so much, you're refusing.
Now, I wonder what I will do?
What will you do? - Come on.
Where? - You have bought a new car of me.
Let's go for a drive. - What has a drive got to do
with this matter? - Come on, Dad, please.
But tell me what is the matter? - Come on, you'll enjoy!
I think you both are going for a drive in the new car.
Uncle, will you come? - Not until you drive it first.
You can go ahead. - What did he mean?
Let's go for a drive.
Will Shalu be able to drive?
And even if she does, then will she be able to control
and if she does
then will Badri Prasad be able to walk on his feet again?
Let us watch it in the next episode of Shalu's love story.
Dad, will you get me married to Raja or not?
I will die but I will never do that!
Okay. - Okay.
Be careful!
Hey! Are you driving for a circus?
I give you one more chance, think again!
About what? - Will you get me married?
Oh, no! - Dad, soft drink. - Thank you very much.
Where did this come from? - I picked it while driving.
Have you gone crazy?
Hey! You'll get us killed!
Hey! Stop the car! - Is the breeze cool out there?
I didn't come here for breeze, I came for my treatment.
Please take her to a mental asylum!
I need treatment.
Have you gone mad? - It's yet not late, Dad.
You have just lost the doors. - This was a new car! - Okay.
Hey, old man! Ask her to stop, I am still not married.
My only two kidneys have failed.
Dad, fasten your seat belt, the plane is about to take off!
Dad, last chance!
Have you gone mad? - All right then!
The bonnet is gone! - Are you driving in the well of death?
Now, only the roof is remaining!
Dad, one final chance or it's a total loss!
What are you doing? - No?
Pole!
Who were they? Which planet did they belong to?
You idiots! How could you leave me and go away?
I trusted you and your ambulance!
What did you think I was? Move this away!
We are home!
So, Dad! Here. What do you think now?
Shall I consider this as your consent?
What consent? - For my marriage with Raja.
All right, I give my consent!
Just get me out of the car. - It's that way, Dad.
Hi!
You are here too? Why are you after me?
Tell your father that I will be a king after one year
then I too will have servants, cars and luxuries!
I'II give your father a peon's job. - All right!
Why are you getting angry? Whether you become a king or not
you are the hero of my heart!
Listen... - What?
Can I sit here? - Sit!
Can I lie down next to you? - Okay.
Can I keep my hand... on your shoulder?
Keep!
Can I kiss you? - Yes, do it quickly!
Now, can I sing a song? - Go ahead!
"How can you build a bungalow?"
"You cannot buy a car for me."
"You cannot afford to take me out."
"Forget it, let it be."
"Let me be seen on the screen."
"Let me become a hero."
"Then see the magic I work."
"How can you build a bungalow?"
"You cannot buy a car for me."
"You cannot afford to take me out."
"Forget it, let it be."
"Let me be seen on the screen."
"Let me become a hero."
"Then see the magic I work."
"Honestly, you look like a zero."
"Who will make you a film hero?"
"The day my fate will shine"
"that day, I will hold your hand and walk down the aisle"
"This is a way of getting into my heart."
"Don't sweet talk with me."
"Let things work out."
"Let me come on the television."
"Then see the magic I work."
"Let me be seen on the screen."
"Then see the magic I work."
"One day my dream will come true."
"I will possess a bungalow at Pali Hill."
"I will be draped in silks."
"We will own a fleet of cars."
"We shall have bungalow and cars"
"let my fate shine upon me."
"Let my photo get published."
"Let me get famous."
"Then see the magic I work."
"How can you build a bungalow?"
"You cannot buy a car for me."
"You cannot afford to take me out."
"Forget it, let it be."
"Let me be seen on the screen."
"Let me become a hero. - Really?"
"Let things work out."
"Let me come on the television. Let my picture be published."
"Then see the magic I work."
"No way! - Then see the magic I work."
Stay away. Don't follow me. - What happened?
You were just singing a song and having fun so, what happened?
Now, I've come to my senses, I know the reason of my doom!
Who and where is it? - In front of me, move away!
How can it be me? What did I do? I love you, Raja.
Don't be silly! Get married to a rich man as per your status.
And forget about me, I am going to be a king after a year.
I'II have girls queuing up for me
and if I decide to get married
then I will get married to a princess of some kingdom.
I am not crazy that I will marry you!
Niece! - Uncle!
What is the matter?
Raja has refused to marry me. - What can we do?
For the first & last time he has done a wise thing.
What I was going to do, he has done it.
Dad, I will marry only him!
Child, I have raised you up with love, like a princess...
to see this day? Have I not showered all happiness on you?
Look there, that statue is for Rs. 2 lakhs.
This bed, chandelier, they all cost 2.5 million.
AII these accessories in your room, it costs 5 million!
Did I do all this to see such a day? - And the room must be
worth another 5 million. - Shut up.
Is it? Just a minute.
Child, you must not shoot your father over trivial matters!
I know that. Dad, the house where there is no love
what is the point of having such statues there?
There goes Rs. 2 lakhs.
The house which has no brightness
why should a chandelier be there?
There goes the light of Rs. 80, 000.
And what's the point of having exhibits here?
There goes the fish tank!
Have you gone mad? - Now, I am getting angry!
What are you doing? - I shall kill myself, Dad!
Get me married to Raja or... - All right, stop it!
You win, I lose, you will get married to him, all right?
Yes!
But Dad, Raja has refused to marry me. - What are you doing?
It is easy to change his refusal to his consent!
Are you happy now? - Very happy!
Shall we go? - Come on!
Gentlemen, what is the purpose of doing
this to my weak, feeble body?
Didn't you tell Raja that he is going to become a king?
You talk about other's future, do you know your own future?
Do you know what will happen next minute?
What does it mean? - If you say you will be alive for
next 20 years, I will behead you! And if you say that
you will die now then I am going to kill you anyway!
But tell me, what am I supposed to do?
You have to match my daughter's horoscope with Raja's.
How is it possible? I have asked him to be away from girls.
Now, you get them close or
this sword will take your life away!
No, please ask your sword not to do that!
Then do as I say or you will lose your life!
Do you agree? - All right, I agree.
Shall I remove the sword? - Please do.
Uncle, it's six and half months, when will I be the king?
Your wait has ended, my Nephew.
I have matched a girl's horoscope with yours.
It's so perfect that it seems it's made on the edge of a sword!
If you marry her, you'll become an emperor! - Who is she?
I don't care if she is lame, dark, blind, let me see her!
Hey! This is Shalu! - She is a very nice girl.
She is after me and I didn't pay attention to her because of you.
Then hurry up now, go to her, get married and become a king!
For the first time I have lied to him because of that sword!
"O driver, ride the cart slowly, my hair flies..."
Hey! - This is your sister-in-law's photo!
I am going. - What are you doing, Brother?
Hold this! I've found my wife!
If I go on the cycle I will reach to her faster!
Brother! - Leave me, for my sake, leave me!
I said, go inside and leave the cycle!
Shalu, here I come!
Raja Babu has arrived! Is anyone there to welcome me?
Get me a chair. - Stop screaming out like a vendor.
And stand straight with respect.
It's you who will respect me now.
After all, I am your son-in-law! - Is that so?
Who gave you this right? - Your daughter! - Hi!
There she is! - Hey! What do you have on your face?
I was shaving. - Oh!
May I sit? - Please sit.
Can I come closer to you? - Come.
Can I keep my hand on you? - Yes.
Can I kiss you? - Yes, you can.
I am right here! - Raja, are you all right?
Why did you hit me? - I will chop off your neck!
There's a condition before marriage.
You have to bring Rs. 1 lakh.
Dad, the girl's side give dowry, they don't take.
Is it? Get out! - Listen to me first!
I will give you the money, first you fix the wedding date.
No, first the money then the date.
You are such a strange man! First fix the wedding date.
No, first the money then the date!
Dad. - What is it? - Agree to what he says or...
Okay but, if you don't give me cash
of one hundred thousand rupees.
then I will not let the nuptials take place!
Move! Shalu... - Hey! Talk to me, what are you doing there?
Okay. - I will not clap my hand with yours, get out!
Ask him not to get friendly with me.
That you will have to!
Mother! I have got a good news!
Oh, Mother! - What's the good news, son?
Mother, I have fixed the marriage.
God bless you, son!
And look at you, you just keep fighting with your brother!
Mother, God bless my brother!
Listen to me now, I want to print 1,000 cards.
What will you do with so many cards? - Listen.
If I give one card, I will get back 100 rupees. And thus
if I give 1,000 cards, I will collect Rs. 1,00,000.
and when I get that amount, I will give it to that beggar.
Listen brother.
You can abuse me as much as you want
but not him! - Listen to her!
He is my father-in-law, why is she getting upset?
Your father-in-law? - What is he saying?
Who is getting married? - Mother, I am getting married!
How can you do that son, your
young unmarried sister is at home.
and you have fixed your own marriage?
Mother, only when I get married, will she get married.
And please, don't add to my tension.
I have to print the cards and then sell them.
Don't you get happy hearing anything?
You always keep crying! - Mother!
You keep quiet! My Raja is very intelligent.
He must have thought of something! - Rubbish!
Buy a wedding invite, just for Rs. 100.
Lunch in 5 star hotel, only for Rs. 100!
Hey, wait! Which newspaper is sold for Rs. 100.
It's my wedding card for Rs. 100.
Get your family and eat in a 5 star!
In a 5 star hotel? - It's the best opportunity of your life!
Just get a hundred rupee note. Yes, coming!
Here, take this.
Are you bathing? - Who is it? Let me bathe first!
Sir, you can bathe all your life.
But, if you lose this opportunity
you will repent all your life!
It's my wedding invite, get your family along.
There will be lot of food.
Do come and get a hundred rupee note.
Sir, don't think of this card as your towel and wipe your body.
You can wipe your body with this envelope. - Come on, let's go!
There, I found someone! - Porter!
Mister, why are you calling the porter? Give me that bag.
Oh! I am such a fool, take this.
Put a hundred rupee note in an envelope
and get your wife for my wedding!
But, we don't know you! - You don't have to know me!
My mother said that our far off relatives were coming.
So, I am here! Come on now. - Hey! Lay off!
I am helping you out, I am not taking away anything.
I am just taking hundred rupees and giving you food of 5 star hotel.
Don't torture me. You can assume
you have given money to the porter, now hurry up!
I have to distribute more cards. Mister, you get the cycle quickly!
Half the cards are distributed.
I wish I would find a good party...
What happened? - My father passed away.
He mustn't have lived up to 100? - No, he completed 102.
Oh God, you are so merciless! But son, don't get disheartened.
Not everyone is destined to happiness.
It's my nephews wedding on the 15th.
Your father had promised that he would attend his wedding.
Now that he is not alive, you have to fuIfil his promise.
Please come for the wedding. - Talk about the hundred rupees.
Oh, yes! Son, underline one more point. get one hundred rupees.
Your father's soul will rest in peace.
All right, now you go this way and we will take that road.
Uncle, I have given 40 cards here!
Now, only your card is left. - I don't need a card.
You do, I'II take Rs, 100 from you too!
All right, if I give money then I will take my fees too!
Don't keep kissing me! You give these dirty wet kisses so often!
Hey, Priest, stop it! This wedding cannot take place!
What are you saying? - You were supposed to give me the money.
You have not. So, the wedding is cancelled. - Give me the mike!
Give me that mike. - Just a minute. Here.
Ladies and gentlemen, due to some unavoidable circumstances
this wedding is cancelled, we are sorry for the inconvenience.
This ends today's program, thank you!
Don't harass me. As the nuptials will get over
people will start giving me money.
I will collect that money and give it to you.
Why will they give you money?
They will give me wedding gift. - Cooperative marriage.
Oh, I see! You could not earn with your hard work.
That is why you want to take
donation from them and get married?
I will not let this wedding take place, cancel it! - Cancel.
How can you cancel it? - Uncle! - Yes.
Please get some fuel and match sticks. - All right.
But whom do you want to set on fire? - Myself!
Your daughter wants to commit suicide!
Shall I give her the fuel? - Shut up!
Child, why do you want to commit suicide?
It's better I die rather than going
back without getting married!
All right, you do as you please!
Let the wedding take place.
Sir, I have done what you told me to do.
Then why are you welcoming me like this?
Nephew, hold this sword.
What's this for? - When the kings get married
they hold a sword in their hand.
If you hold it, you will become a king.
I will become a king? - Yes, please continue.
Come hurry!
Friends, are you enjoying the wedding? - Yes!
Tell us, why is the groom holding a sword in his hand?
That's because, the groom had made a vow... - A vow!
A known sage told him that
if he cuts of the right hand of 200 guests and offers to the God
he will be renowned in this world and will become the king.
You mean that when we go to give him his present
he will cut off our right hand? - Yes, you go that right!
Don't say that to anybody, or else before your hand is cut
he will chop off my neck!
What happened?
Hey! Will you read out all the vows in my wedding?
Stop all this and start the program of receiving cash! - Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can come
and give gifts to the couple. - Come on, everyone!
Stop looking at your right hand, give your gifts now.
Uncle! - Yes, nephew.
Sir, congratulations, where is my fees?
Don't annoy me, you fatso!
l didn't get anything and you are asking for fees?
Let me have my nuptial night, till then you have this apple!
Oh! So, you are acting tough on our nuptial night?
Neither did you wait for your husband, nor did you kiss him.
You didn't offer me milk and you are lying down like this?
And how come you have become so fat?
You are excited about our nuptial night!
What nuptial night are you talking about?
You are imitating your father's voice.
This is no imitation, it is reality!
What are you doing here?
You have to give me money! - What money?
One lakh rupees. - What one lakh rupees?
You aren't ashamed of taking money
from your son-in-law on this day?
You idiot! You promised to give me this money before marriage.
You did not fulfil it, you promised that before
the marriage vows, you'd give the money, but you didn't.
Now, l will not delay, please.
l will give it after the nuptial night. - Shut up!
l said I'll give, please! - Get lost!
Only when a thousand liars died, you must have been born!
Settle my account or get lost from here.
Which bank will be open now? l will give it to you! - Bank?
You cannot afford to buy poison
and you are talking about a bank?
Take it tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow morning? - Promise!
You will give me? - Sure. All right then!
He is still here!
Let me have my nuptial night.
When will you give me the money?
Tomorrow. - Then have your nuptial night tomorrow.
Raja, what's all this?
Dad, what are you doing here?
He is building a wall of money between you and me!
Dad, you are ruining your daughter's... - With petrol!
You have so much money and yet...
He begs from his son-in-law.
Will you let me talk? - Okay, you talk! - Listen, you rascal.
If you touch her without giving me the money
then l will cut off your hands.
At least let him drink the milk.
Why give him milk, it's not a snake festival today.
He is just too much!
What will you do if l don't give you the money?
Hold this! lf l catch your neck and throw you out
then what will you do? - Listen to me, Dad!
People generally push the groom inside the bride's chamber
and you are throwing the groom out of the bride's chamber!
Why are you doing this to me?
Let me explain, son, if you don't give me the money
and try to even step into my compound
then l will catch your neck and throw you out.
Ask me how? - Here l go. How? - Like this. - Dad!
Will Raja have his nuptial night? Will Badri Prasad
let him have his nuptial night without the money?
What will Shalu do? Will she have the nuptial night
or become a widow in a white sari? To see this
let's meet after the break, with tea, water and juice!
Uncle, l am doomed!
After marriage, such pranks look good
with your wife, not your uncle!
Take this and go back to her! - Stop kissing me, Uncle!
l am tensed. - Why are you tensed now?
That old man is not letting me have my nuptial night! He says
he wants the money, after that will he allow the nuptial night!
You mean you did not have your nuptial night?
No! - That's a very bad news!
What do you mean? - lf you don't have your nuptial night
then your stars of becoming a king
will always be in danger! - What do l do?
Do anything but, have you nuptial night!
Do you have an idea? - Give me your ear for the idea! - Okay.
Once more.
No, Uncle!
Do it! - l am not a pervert.
Why doesn't this boy ever kiss me?
There, l have found my Shalu!
lt's me, Raja!
Raja? - Keep quiet or your old man will come!
Tell me something, Shalu. - Yes, dear husband.
Why am l going reverse? - When l cannot bear
dirty fishes outside, how can l keep them at home?
Tell me something, do you hover around the room 24 hours?
Yes, a young girl's father
is like a watchman of the Taj Mahal!
He has the fear that some vile man, may dirty the Taj Mahal!
Stop it, Dad, he is my husband!
Yes, Dad, stop it, l am her husband!
You still don't have the licence of being her husband.
When you give the money, you'll get the licence.
Why do you just keep asking for money all the time?
What do we lack? l mean, what do you lack?
l lack one hundred thousand rupees!
Dad, you want to separate a couple for this petty amount?
Dad, from where will he get the money? - l don't care, but
until he doesn't give the money, he cannot meet you!
Hey, someone! Throw him out! - I am going! Why do you ask me
to leave in the old style, try something new!
l am going! Look at this new style!
Raja! - What is this new style? - lt's your son-in-law's style!
Okay, hit me with your slipper!
Son, everyone around is asking me
about my daughter-in-law.
You tell me, son, what do l answer them? - Simple, tell them
that l have vowed that until my sister doesn't get married
l will not get my wife home.
Anyway, that old woman has crossed her 20's.
lf l depend on you, l will cross 60 too!
Here comes the old woman! - l have stopped depending on you!
l trust that Pantya now.
Who Pantya? Isn't he the one who cuts my hair?
At least he will feed me two meals
and clothes to cover myself.
l will tear his clothes! Don't talk rubbish!
Why don't you tell her?
Her brother is a king and husband a barber?
Keep your mouth shut! - Don't worry about me.
The debtors are waiting outside, worry about them!
Yes, son, what will you tell them?
Mother, what can they do?
l will chop them into pieces! - Oh, God!
Sir! - Come in! Why are you crowding here?
You've forgotten us? l played the band. - And l got the horse.
l am the sweet maker. - And l am the decorator!
Sir, l read out your wedding nuptials.
And l printed your wedding cards.
And you are asking why we are crowding here?
For whom did you do all this? - For your wedding!
For my wedding!
Do you know the meaning of marriage?
It means that after marriage
the bride comes to the groom's house.
The couple has a nuptial night.
You wretched men, neither did l have a nuptial night
nor did my bride come home. - We don't care, we want our money!
Don't irritate me, fatso! - My cap.
Do one thing, get my wife here, l will give you your money.
Let's all go and get money from that old man! - Okay.
Wait! l will go on the horse and you all will walk behind me!
Okay! - Wait! The band will follow me.
Okay! - Wait, okay, let's go!
Get the mare here!
Let's go! He's gone mad. The horse has gone mad!
Calm down! Come on, follow me!
Come and get your money!
"Roses are red. Violets are blue."
"You love me. I love you."
"What?"
"What? - l have totally flipped for you."
"l shall never part from you."
"l love you, O my beloved, l want to take you with me."
"l have totally flipped for you."
"l shall never part from you."
"l love you, O my beloved, l want to take you with me."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue."
"You love me. I love you."
"l belong to you fully, l swear it upon my love."
"l shall never betray you, l mean it fully."
"l agree that you belong to me fully."
"But you are a smooth talker."
"What if your words don't prove true?"
"l have totally flipped for you."
"l shall never part from you."
"l love you, O my beloved, l want to take you with me."
"l don't eye other women, l have no string of affairs."
"My gaze is fixed on you."
"There is nobody else besides you."
"The guys are crazy about me but, l have fallen for you."
"You have made me crazy. You worked your charm on me."
"l have totally flipped for you."
"l shall never part from you."
"l love you, O my beloved, l want to take you with me."
"People cry in love."
"Lovers part in love."
"You will know my worth"
"only when you love someone the way l love you."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue."
"You love me. I love you."
"l have totally flipped for you."
"l shall never part from you."
"l love you, O my beloved, l want to take you with me."
Raja! - Your father will not let us be together on land.
So, l thought of meeting you in the water!
Oh, Raja!
You are great!
So, let's make love. - Come on!
I fooled him.
Dad...
Where did you come from? - From up!
Who gave you the news? - The fishes!
Are they your aunts? - Yes, they are!
What do you want? Why are you torturing me?
What do you want tell me? - Okay, don't cry!
l will have mercy on you today. Don't give me the entire amount
together, give in 4 instalments.
With the first 25,000, you can enter my house. - Very good.
With the next 25,000, you can eat your meals with her. - Lovely.
With the third instalment, you can touch her like this.
And with the final instalment, she becomes your wife!
Thank you, Dad. - After that, whatever...
Leave her! - Can l have my nuptial night?
You can! - What if l give the fourth instalment first?
What if l make that fourth instalment into the entire amount?
Just ask for money and slip away like a slippery fish!
You think you can get your way? Get out from here!
l am going, don't touch me! - Go.
Shalu, l will see you again! l said l am going! - Bye.
Where are you? Good riddance!
Never! You can never get rid of me!
Come child, he will not leave us! - Come, hit me!
Where are you going, fatso? You keep hitting me all the time!
'Saturn and Venus...' - l think you are free.
l am, does it bother you?
Sir, don't get angry, l wanted a small favor.
I'll charge Rs. 1 lakh. - Don't joke with a poor man!
Okay, give me Rs. 25,000, l will manage.
l have a problem in my stomach, please handle my sheep.
l should handle your sheep? Do you know who l am?
l am a king, how can l do this? - You will have to!
l will come in some time! - Hey, listen to me!
This is too much! The kings are not respected anymore!
People hand over sheep to them!
'When the Saturn meet Venus, there is a change in life.'
It's not food.
'Then it...' - Mister, are you educating this sheep?
This is not an ordinary sheep
it can predict the future, it talks!
Prove it to me. - l will charge Rs. 1 lakh.
Such a big amount! - You don't believe me?
It can predict the future of your family, buy it now.
But l have only Rs. 25,000. - Will do!
First prove it to me! - All right, see this.
Okay sheep, tell me, which month comes after April?
Wow! Once more!
Okay, which month comes before June?
May! - Wow! This is an amazing sheep! - Very good.
Here, take the money, come with me!
Hey listen, before l go, make it talk once more.
Don't you trust me? - Just once.
Who is the sheep amongst you both? - Answer! - Answer him!
Wow!
My family will be happy! Come let's go! - Okay, thank you.
Okay, the first instalment is here, l can make an entry!
Your royal son-in-law is here with the first instalment!
ls there anyone around to welcome me?
You are the biggest stigma attached to this family.
Who will welcome you? - Here, take your money!
Watch out! - Why are you falling at his feet and giving the cash?
l am not falling at his feet, l tripped on the steps.
Shall l lift him up? - Don't you dare!
l want him to stand on his feet. Stand up!
Was l standing on your feet till now? - You were not standing on
anybody's feet, you are like a cripple!
lt's not late yet, learn to stand on your own feet!
Will you keep hitting me all the time? Don't harass me!
I should kill you instead. - Then go ahead! - Okay. - Dad!
Come on, now hit me!
Raja, why are you sitting at Dad's feet?
l am not, love, give me a hand.
Don't touch her. You have to give another instalment for that!
l am asking her for a kiss.
l meant instalment of money! - Instalment!
Take the money. - Yes, collect it.
Why are you picking it up? - Where are you keeping them?
In my pocket. - No, in the safe. - Okay.
What the heck! I need to keep it in the safe and he's taking it.
Come on, love.
Raja, what is this noise?
Hounded by circumstances, and by his father-in-low...
The romance of husband and wife is at its final stage.
If that is an ambulance going, just forget it.
How did you get so much money?
Nothing much, I just sold a goat to somebody.
And I got the money!
Shalu, what is your father up to on the floor?
Raja, get up!
And how did the noise stop?
I will tell you. I knew you will play these dirty tricks.
That is how I fitted a transmitter in my daughter.
Dad, is there a current in my body?
Yes, so that if he touches you, I will come to know.
Remove the current, or else our children will be in form of tube
lights and bulbs!
I will tell you. Come. - Ok, Shalu, bye. - Bye.
I will remove the transmitter when you get the next instalment.
Till then, don't bring your face here. Get out!
Whole life, I will not let him touch you.
I will give you the go by. Go, fit a transmitter.
I wish this pillow was made of stone.
Will he get the next instalment?
Will alarm sounds continue?
And how will he get it? We will see in the next episode of
Shalu's love story.
"Hail the Lord!"
"Praise be to God."
Yes, how can I help you? - Sir.
Not this side, he's there.
This is my report.
Help me the way you can.
Oh, God. If you can't see
how did you earn so many degrees?
After his last degree, when he was singing and walking
a car suddenly... - That's enough, Uncle. Don't remind me of it.
I lost my eyes in that accident.
Sir, he has no juice left in his life.
So, he wants to open a juice factory.
If I get Rs. 1 lakh, it will be great.
Your intentions are good, but I cannot give such a big figure.
Then give as much as you can.
Presently manage with Rs 25, 000.
But... - Ok, sir, give Rs 25, 000.
The Singapore payment has come. Malaysia payment hasn't.
Hong Kong... - My next payment has come.
I want my wife. Go call her.
Okay! - Hey, where are you going?
I am going to call his wife, Shalu. - You stand here.
He paid you. - But I...
Are you his man or mine? - Raja, you have come?
Yes, I have... - Hold it. You cannot touch her!
You can only have food prepared by her.
But at least I can act.
Lord, it is not in my fate to touch you, but at least
I will gain a good virtues by feeding you! - Yes!
Let's go. - Okay.
Listen I have paid you Rs 50, 000. Let's go...
What will you have? - The green vegetables. - Okay.
Shalu...
Why don't you touch me? - The alarm will go off.
Today when I was having a bath, the fuse blew up!
What! - Yes. - Shalu dear!
Hey! - Shalu, your dad is here.
Who was making those weird sounds?
My finger got burnt. I was showing it to him.
Be careful and go away. I will feed him.
No, Shalu can feed me. - Go and call Rambabu.
She is feeding me. - I will feed you!
Go and call Rambabu. - My finger is fine.
I have given Rs. 25, 000. I will not eat from your hands.
Have a bite. - Not at all.
I will pay Rs. 100 and eat at a hotel.
Shut up and eat. - Stop hitting me.
Mr. Badri Prasad! - What? - Go, he is calling you.
One day, I'll kidnap your daughter. Then I'll torture you.
Rambabu, why are you sitting here gloomily?
Sir, one crook has cheated me of Rs. 25, 000.
I have taken an oath, till I have caught him, I will not
eat a morsel. - Who is he?
How do I begin...
That is him! The one who sold me a goat for Rs 25, 000..
He has seen me! - That is him? - Yes.
Bastard! - Catch him. - Run...
Catch him!
Move! - Catch! - I caught. - Not her, catch him!
Him?
What happened? - No idea. - To hell with you.
You! - Who?
Don't you recognise me, I gave you a loan of Rs. 25, 000.
Oh, Mr. Bose! - But why are you running?
A thief took away the money you had given, and also my glasses
as well as my stick. Tell me, why has God written so many
problems in the path of we blind people. - Don't worry.
His need may be more. Come with me.
My boss can help you.
Really? - Let's go. Sit.
Look at his boss and look at my father-in-law!
Money, money... That's all! Let's go.
'He is taking me back to my father-in-law!'
'I'm finished.'
'He will have me beaten.'
You said, you will take me to your boss, where have we come?
This is my boss' house. - Oh, no! - Come on.
Now that I have seen it, I will come later.
Since you are here, you might as well meet him.
Today is Friday. I don't accept money today.
Mr. Bose, how come you're here today?
Why have you worn this?
So that he would make fun of my blindness. - Who's this?
Poor chap is blind, he wants to meet the boss.
Our boss meets blind dumb and deaf. All! Come please.
Consider my hand as your stick and come with me.
Okay. - Oh... - Forgive me.
Thank God it was my face, not any other part. Let's go.
You are a nice man.
How did you know there are stairs here?
God has given eyes to the blind men's legs.
Carefully, now right from here.
From there, we have to turn left.
How did you know we have to turn left?
Those same eyes which are in the legs.
Yes, those eyes of the blind man.
Save me. - Careful... Come on.
Thanks for saving me.
Poor chap. - Mr. Bose? - Greetings, sir.
Who is this? - Poor chap is blind. - Yes.
Why has he got a helmet on?
He is embarrassed of his plight. That's how he covers himself.
He is setting up a juice factory.
He is collecting money for it. - Really? - Yes.
What an ideal man, and there is my son-in-law, a real bastard.
Look, whatever it is, he is your son-in-law.
Don't keep insulting him in front of everybody.
He is blind, not a deaf! - Hey!
Dad, Uncle is right, however he may be, he is my husband.
You have no right to insult him.
If he is seen here again, I will have him slaughtered and sell
his meat in the market at 4 annas a kilo.
Sir, don't talk against your son-in-law like this.
You knifed your son-in-law, but this good man is getting hurt.
And if you intervene again, your meat will also be sold there.
Here, give this to the blind man. - What is it?
It's... - Oh, it is gram!
He is blind, he cannot see.
You! - Raja! - Raja?
Sir, do you know him?
Unfortunately, he is my son-in-law. - He is not blind?
No. But having eyes, he is blind.
You have fallen so much, you're stealing goats
and cheating other people!
What to do? I have to collect Rs. 1 lakh. I have to work hard!
I didn't ask you to be a fraud
and cheat people. Get him out. - Nobody will touch me.
I am your son-in-law not some low life.
You cannot keep kicking me out like this. I will go on my own.
I am taking the gram. I won't allow it.
If not your daughter, let me at least take the gram!
I will not even allow you to take my garbage.
See your daughter is calling you. - What?
Come, Shalu. - Oh, get out! - Bye, Raja. - Bye, Shalu.
Nothing can be made all right in this house.
Come! - I am coming, Dad.
Greetings. - You here! - We have come to talk
to sir. His daughter is the honour of our house.
She's my daughter-in-law. - Go, go ahead! - Okay.
Who has allowed these beggars to come in?
How are you talking, mister! - Queen mother.
Sorry, I didn't recognise you. You daughter too has come.
Where are your elephants, horses, etc?
And today you are not wearing your royal robe.
Why do you say that? - I am speaking your son's language.
He calls himself a king 100 times a day.
Nowadays he has become a cheat.
He defrauds people of their money.
It doesn't suit you to insult a poor widow. - Insult?
Those who have respect are insulted.
Those who have son like Raja, should not talk of any respect.
You may give me 1000 abuses, but don't insult my son!
He only deserves abuses, nothing else.
Instead of worrying of his sister
he goes about like a vagabond!
Men who have sisters should be responsible.
He is a totally shameless.
As his mother, had you ever given him two slaps
and taught him anything? If he was my son
I would have shot him, or shot myself and died.
If you have some self-respect, go and put him on path
or take poison and die. Now, go from here.
In this serial, we never thought such an episode will come.
That Badri Prasad will behave like this...
We'd never imagined.
Will Raja tolerate this? We will see in
the next episode of Shalu's love story.
Where is that old man!
The one who insulted my mother. Come out!
If you have drank your mother's milk, come out!
Yes! Come out!
You insulted my mother, take out your mother, I will insult her.
Call your mother.
Your dreams cannot be fulfilled. - Why not?
She died 20 years ago. And if you say anything
against my mother, I will bury you alive right here!
Got hurt, isn't it?
For a mother, who died 20 years ago, you felt hurt.
My mom is alive.
You insulted her. Can you imagine her pain?
Can you imagine?
Now, what should I call you? - Raja please
You keep quiet. Don't utter a word, drama queen!
Raja! - You are taking his side.
I have no relation with you. I have just met a lawyer.
He has told me if the marriage is not consummated in six months
then a divorce can be obtained. What! - I want a divorce.
Raja... - Yes, I want a divorce. The matter is over.
Raja, just listen to me.
Now, whatever has to be said will be heard in the court.
Ok, Father-in-law, I am going. - Raja, what are you saying?
Hold it. - Let's go. - Wait!
Let's go. - Dad, why is he talking like this?
No, son. One doesn't punish a girl for her father's mistakes.
Her father will not correct himself.
When his daughter gets hurt
only then will he come to his senses. - No, son.
Mother... What have you come here for?
You wanted me to become yours. Look, I have come.
I know your father too well. I threatened with divorce.
So, he's shaken up. Tell your father
till he apologises to my mother and sister...
I will not take his daughter in my home.
No, dear. Don't cry. - Mother-in-law...
Don't be upset. I have a remedy for my brother.
What is it? - Samosa! - What? - Yes, samosa.
Samosa. - "The wheel turns."
Be angry later, first have hot Samosas.
What is mixed in this?
There are potatoes.
Potato Samosas. My mother made them?
Yes, your mother must have made them.
Potato!
"Till the potato remains in the samosa..."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"Shalu will remain stuck with you."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"Without Chutney the Samosa feels boring!"
"Chutney too will come, have faith."
"Without Chutney the Samosa feels boring!"
"Chutney too will come, have faith."
"I am your Idli, you are my Dosa."
"Then let us have one hot Dosa!"
"No, no, no."
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"Shalu will remain stuck with you."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"I have fought with everyone for you.'
"Then come quick and hold my hand."
"I have fought with everyone for you."
"Then come quick and hold my hand."
"My love pulled you here."
"You have become my father's son-in-law."
"No, no, no."
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"Shalu will remain stuck with you."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"Shalu will remain stuck with you."
"Till the potato remains in the samosa."
"I will remain yours. Oh my Shalu."
Brother. Sister-in-law's father has come.
Look, Mother come quickly. The old man has come. - Brother.
He must be here to apologise. - Keep quiet.
Just move. Let me see him. - Listen!
Tulsibhai, Keshavbhai, Sadiq uncle, come over.
Come here. - What happened, Raja?
How did you come here? - Not walking, but a car.
Should we go inside and talk?
Whatever you want to say, say it openly in front of everyone.
Ok, if you want it this way, it is your choice. Give it to him.
Take it. - What is it, an apology? - He cannot read.
Just now, we have come to know, on Wednesday
on full moon, Mr Badri Prasad is going to get married.
Congratulations. - You are already married.
Sorry for the interruption. Mr Badri Prasad's daughter
is getting married. The people are requested
to come and bless Shalu on the occasion.
What the heck are you saying? How can this be!
She was your daughter-in-law, but not anymore.
Sir, keep the respect of two families in mind.
My brother-in-law has no self-respect.
So. don't worry. - Sir, listen to me.
Don't take such a big step.
It's already taken, ma'am. - But it can halt
if even one minute before the wedding, son-in-law brings
Rs. 1 lakh and gives it. Then he can take my niece. Isn't it?
Ok, if not, my daughter will become
a wife somewhere else. - Let's go. - Okay.
You cannot do this. - Remove your hand.
Have mercy on a poor kid like me. She's married to me.
What poor kid? - Sir... - A real infant.
Please listen.
I will kill him. - Raja. Come on.
Throw one lakh on his face and get my daughter-in-law.
Don't worry, Mom. I will give him a kick also.
Ma'am, there is absolutely no reason for you to worry.
He entered this place, under Saturn's influence.
That's why he didn't speak positive things.
In two hours, Saturn will have no more influence.
He will bring Shalu back in that very vehicle.
With all this talk of astrology, you have spoiled my brother.
You keep quiet. You don't know how much I love him.
Nephew! - Stop taking those wet kisses.
Okay, come.
Uncle, just have this cheque delivered to Raja.
He should take out the money and give to Dad.
Come, give me that cheque.
Dad, don't I have even this much right to take 1 lakh.
Only 1 lakh? All this house, this money is all yours.
If you want, put the whole thing on fire. I will not say a word.
But if you give even a penny to that wastrel...
There would be none worse than me.
I got you married to him.
But a man who can't even earn one lakh...
How can he keep you happy!
But if you still want to give him this
here is your cheque book, do what you want.
I won't say anything.
Uncle! - Father!
No, not today.
"Raja's wedding procession will arrive."
Here, take this one lakh. Bring sister-in-law home.
Where did you get this money from?
You have no concern with that. - I will give you one!
Where did you get the money?
Brother, if a woman sets out to make money
it does not take her much time.
How dare you talk nonsense in front of me!
You evil woman, just because you are not married, does not
mean you blacken your face anywhere and make money.
What have I done?
You want to know where I got money from?
Where? - Speak up!
Ok, listen then. Please sir, come inside.
Hi, I am Vicky.
You will marry this rascal? - He hasn't forced himself on me.
She's right. When she told me you don't
have the strength to earn money
and you survive on your sister's money.
and cannot afford to bring your wife back, I said I will help.
For one lakh, Kiran is certainly not bad.
Don't mess with me. - Take your money!
Don't mess with me. - Scram!
Get out or I'll cut you into pieces! Don't come here again!
Take your money! Get out of here!
Don't come back!
Sister, you have awakened my lost conscience.
I know, why you created this facade.
Don't worry.
I will get you married. You also see, mother. - Okay.
Why lakhs, I will earn in millions.
I will get you married.
Don't worry.
No, dear.
You want a job? You are Mr Badri Prasad's son-in-law.
That is why he needs this job.
Otherwise we were living quite comfortably.
Give me a job. I need a job.
Please don't joke. You get me the job.
Nephew, this man knows the old man very well. He won't help.
You lower your hands. Come nephew. - Greetings.
See, here are my degrees. I came first here.
I am sorry. - Listen to me. Please try to understand.
Raja, excuse me, I am in a hurry. - Sir?
Forgive me, I have go.
Preparation for the marriage are underway.
I have to go. Take care.
Why do you need work?
You said after one year, you'll be a king.
Please forget that, my eyes are opened now.
But if they close again, as a king, you will hang us.
How can we have the audacity to offer you a job?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
"What will happen, when I get a job?"
"I will have a tie on my body and on my feet will be shoes."
"And in my hands will be the hand of a fair one."
"I will have a tie on my body and on my feet will be shoes."
"And in my hands will be the hand of a fair one."
"What will happen, when I get a job?"
"I will have a tie on my body and on my feet will be shoes."
"And in my hands will be the hand of a fair one."
"When I put on a suit, I will be praised."
"The world would say, Wow! You are great!"
"When I put on a suit, I will be praised."
"The world would say, Wow! You are great!"
"Then just understand folks my life will be made!"
"In no time, I will get a wife."
"Sometimes in London girl will say hello."
"Sometimes the American girl will say walk with me."
"But I am an Indian, having consumed the Ganges' water."
"My heart is set ablaze by the local girl."
"Ablaze by the local girl."
"What will happen, when I get a job?"
"I will have a tie on my body and on my feet will be shoes."
"And in my hands will be the hand of a fair one."
"Somebody will say, greetings, sir."
"Somebody will say, I bow to you."
"Somebody will say, greetings, sir."
"Somebody will say, I bow to you."
"Somebody will ask, what is your name?"
"Everybody will have work with me."
"Everybody will call me boss. They will serve me."
"Morning till evening they will salute me."
"I will have a bungalow I will have a car too."
"The key to my destiny, will be with me only."
"Will be with me."
"What will happen, when I get a job?"
"I will have this!"
"I will have a tie on my body"
"and on my feet will be shoes."
"I will have a tie on my body and on my feet will be shoes."
"And in my hands will be the hand of a fair one."
Hey, you had come for a job? Did you get it?
I will just remind you, tomorrow is Shalu's wedding.
If you can arrange Rs. 1 lakh, you can take Shalu away.
And if not, come to have food with the guests.
Come, Raja. Did you manage to get one lakh rupees?
Wow! You haven't yet arranged for Rs. 1 lakh?
Anyway, congratulations. Tomorrow is your wife's wedding.
Have you forgotten the thrashing? - Don't mess with me.
You have strength? You are a macho man!
My friend, a Sumo wrestler has just come from America.
Fight him and win. You will get Rs 5 lakhs.
Come on, fight him. Rs. 5 lakhs!
Will this kid fight? - Why not?
If he loves Shalu a lot, he will fight anybody.
Sumo wrestler has killed three. Now, it is his turn.
Nephew, from his face he looks like my younger brother.
The only difference is perhaps I am more fat than him!
You are joking! That man is marrying off my Shalu.
I need Rs. 1 lakh to stop that wedding.
Only he can solve the problem of money. - How is that?
Whoever wins him will earn five lakhs.
I suggest you fight him.
Till then I will delay Shalu's wedding.
How? - If you extend your ears, only then can I tell.
My fees! - Uncle, stop this kiss business.
All the time you want to kiss.
Go, fight then. Go. - Yes, I will fight.
Fight me and fight with him also.
Don't mess with me.
You have just seen
my friend, the dark wrestler, has killed two people.
But there anybody who can fight
with my friend and beat him and win.
Winner will get 5 lakhs.
Whoever has got the guts, come down.
I will fight him.
I will fight.
Come down.
I am coming, fatso. - Come on, baby.
Oh, you're stripping before dying!
Come on.
Hail the Lord!
I have come to fight, putting my life at risk.
Please give me one lakh. We'll share your prize.
He is the one. Kill him.
Hey! Wait! Stay!
You are attacking. Don't harass me.
I am not fighting for money but for my wife. - Attack him!
You exercise a lot at the gym. Come on, fight.
Where did you get this bull from?
Think of one lakh. Your wife may get married elsewhere.
She'll get married.
Come on, Kalu, attack him!
Leave me. - Come on. Kalu!
Quick! - He'll kill me.
Here, see this!
"You are gorgeous. My love is crazy."
"I hope I won't make a mistake."
Attack!
Shalu!
I will bite his back side.
Oh, what a thick bull like skin has he got!
Rhino! - I told you, don't mess with me.
I am trapped!
Kalu, kill him! - Don't let off any gas.
Nobody messes with me.
Don't pick me up.
You smell disgusting. Don't you bathe?
Oh, I have won.
I have beaten him.
Thank you!
Bull, why are you doing a strip tease for? Hit him.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
I just needed 1 lakh rupees.
Oh, he has hit me.
He squeezed me!
Oh, man, what are you doing?
No!
My God, elephant foot is coming down.
Just got saved.
Just escaped.
Hail the Lord.
Get aside. Don't torture me.
Shalu will get married! Get aside!
Move aside. Try to understand.
I will pinch your ding dong.
Saved. Saved again.
You exercise so much. Can't you fight with one man?
What about the one lakh you have to give your father-in-law?
Your wife must be getting married now. Now what will happen.
Boss, I have an idea. - What is it? - Marry his wife.
Why should I? But the idea is not bad!
But his wife is not bad for one lakh rupees.
My nuptial night. - Hey! Come here.
What is he doing, man?
Where are you going, Kalu. Strong man! Take this.
I have won.
Friends, I have won!
I won!
Wait, listen to me.
I don't want five lakhs, I only want one lakh
to bring my wife back.
You can use the rest to repair this fat man.
I am going, buy some good clothes.
Don't around naked like this.
Shalu...
Shalu! I've got one lakh!
Shalu. Look, I have brought one lakh.
Nephew, you are late.
Not late, but too late, Uncle.
Father-in-law, the fault is mine.
God gave such a good girl.
But I was not bothered.
Instead of working, I just dreamt of become a king.
I am useless.
I am happy you have realised
the value of labour and effort.
What is the use now. It is too late.
It is not too late.
Your Shalu is there. See there!
Shalu!
Then who is this? - See it for yourself.
Sister! - "Your sister."
Yes, son. This proposal was arranged by your father-in-law.
And he arranged for the entire expenses.
You thought I will re-marry my daughter?
All this drama was to open your eyes
and you realise the value of life and
come out of your life of dreams and not to
ever fall for the words of these astrologers.
But sir, my prophesies are all turning out to be true.
Raja has already becoming a holder of Rs 100, 000.
After you accept him he will become a millionaire.
I mean to say Raja will become like a king!
Just tell me one thing.
Will you go from this assembly after eating your food
or after getting beaten with shoes?
Father-in-law, your one lakh.
A gift from your brother's side.
Nephew! - Uncle, don't kiss around like this.
I will do it. - No! - I will kiss you a second time.
Uncle, I have to celebrate the nuptial night with Shalu.
Oh! - Try to understand. - Sorry.
Shalu. - Hey!
Get aside, everybody. I have got my Shalu.
I have to celebrate the nuptial night!
What happened, dear? What was that!
So, you saw the play of Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi?
Raja has been accepted by Badri Prasad as his son-in-law.
And Raja has enjoyed his nuptial night.
Will Raja have a son or a daughter...
Those people will see and not us.
You haven't gone as yet?
Get up! Let those of the next show come!
Go! Go please.
"I am walking, I am in need of a car."
"I need a companion in the journey of my life."
"Mr. Khiladi is alone, I need Ms. Khiladi for myself."
"I am walking, I am in need of a car."
"I need a companion in the journey of my life."
"Ms. Khiladi is alone, I need a Mr. Khiladi for myself."